Working out..
The last time I wrote a blog was virtually eons ago. At that time, I was a hatta khatta jawaan working out and while cribbing about my working, hey, I was doing that!
Six months down the line, what has changed? Quite unlike the answer given by Trinity in that goddamned awful movie, Matrix Revolutions, something has changed. My dear friends, brothers and countrymen, I have acquired Corporate Flab. It's that kind of thing which, well, grows on you. It sneaks upon you unsuspectingly and the next thing you know, you've got it - a paunch. Kuchh paane ke liye kuchh khona padta hain. Par paake jeetne waale ko corporatewallah kehte hain! Kya paate hain? Well, you get the idea by now...
Paunches can be of two main types depending on what has made you acquire it. The firm type which is caused by clinking too many mugs of beer with your buddy and the blubbery type caused by all the rasmalais and kaju katlis in the world.
So what can be done about this menace to mankind and health? Apparently, the solution lies in diligently working out and controlling ones diet. hyahahahahahahaha... rofl!! Like that's ever gonna happen - not with me anyway!
But I plough on. Unafraid and determined. There shall be a day which dawns when I shall stare into the mirror, look at my paunch and say,"Urk! Gross!! It's absolutely definitely surely certainly time that I start working out!" But till that day, I live with a milder, "Maybe I should start working out. Tomorrow sounds like a good day to start."
1 Comments:
Hey cool :)
Nice to see your blog dude!!
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